I’d Fuck Me Bath Mat - Brook Green
She’s risqué. She’s racy. She’s everything we love… in bath mat form!
The newest addition to our bath mat lineup is certainly our raunchiest, and she’s designed to induce a smirk, a cheeky giggle, and rosy red cheeks from every bathroom guest while making you feel ah-MAZING every time you step out of the shower. #blushing
The perfect gift for your sexiest of friends (especially those who have just gone through a self-love-depleting breakup) or for yourself #obvs, it’s time to let your self-love free with the rudest and most rebellious bath mat we’ve ever created.
The finer details.
Our mats are made from 100% cotton, so yep, we’re basically a cuddle for your feet (and your self-worth)! We’ve also sown in a cheeky message to remind you how sexy you are, every single day, and promise only the best absorption; perfect for drying your feet, your bod or your tears.
Size: 50cm x 80cm
Care: Machine Washable